Wildlife Warden Pillows

Make Your Own Micro Wildlife Refuge

State Park opening times.

DO NOT FEED BEARS: 'Is it okay if I just feed the bears grubs?'

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

'We have a weird hostage situation unfolding up on Pinecrest Ridge!'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

Piranhaclaus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Monkey-artist

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'