Wildlife Control Officer Pillows

"You're the school yard monitor today. It's your duty to eject the bear from school grounds."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

Collies Without Borders

Beaver tower

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

The melting polar ice caps

Igloo for birds.

Climate Change

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Rubbish Carousel

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Wolf Reintroduction.

Hope...

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'