Animal Control Officer Pillows

"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Can I call you back, something unexpected has landed on my desk."

Dog catcher sets trap at fire hydrant to catch stray dog.

Policeman pointing at dog who has fouled the pavement when his horse has done the same thing

'Okay. . . three bones, a ball and a toy if you show us where you buried our keys.'

"The animal control people relocated your friend two weeks ago. I just now moved in."

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

This new dogcatcher seems rather suffic efficient

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'Could you send backup?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Dog catcher has decals of dog heads signifying the number of dogs he has caught.

'I'm not a dog thief, kid, and whats more - it was horse thieves they used to hang!'

City Pound Manager

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

'I guess you don't recognize me out of uniform. I work for Animal Control.'

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

'That new dog catcher seems rather suffic efficient!'

"I think this guy is stalking me!"

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

Unorthodox High Speed Chase

Dog Catcher.

"We're moving you to a cubicle."

"Well, I suggest you bring two fire trucks—it's a pretty big cat."

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"I get that a lot but, no, not a type-o."

Dog Catcher

"Some day I'll look back on this and laugh."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

A Delicate Mission