Animal Controller Pillows

'Hello? Animal control?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Collies Without Borders

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Dog Day Afternoon

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Dog Catcher.

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

The Lion Tamer.

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"My new vet has the human touch."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."