Animal Manager Pillows

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Wolf Reintroduction.

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

'His jaw got stuck when he tried to fetch the Sunday paper!'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"We should have taken a eweber."

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'Hello? Animal control?'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

The Lion Tamer.

Wildlife Management.

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."