Animal Controller T-Shirts

'Hello? Animal control?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Collies Without Borders

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Dog Day Afternoon

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Dog Catcher.

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

The Lion Tamer.

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Stealing the sign.

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."