Animal Control Specialist T-Shirts

Pest Control.

'I ain't afraid of no goats.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Collies Without Borders

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Dog Catcher.

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

'His jaw got stuck when he tried to fetch the Sunday paper!'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Ophiologist

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

Balding dog