Animal Control Specialist Mugs

Pest Control.

'I ain't afraid of no goats.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Collies Without Borders

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Dog Catcher.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'His jaw got stuck when he tried to fetch the Sunday paper!'

Ophiologist

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

Balding dog

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'