Animal Care Specialist Mugs

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Would you kindly not dig holes in my field? I could break a leg, and we both know what that means...'

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

'Where did I put my syringe?'

Man - 'You gotta help me I gotta sick squid.' Vet - 'Well I don't usually work for less than ten.'

'Now that she is pregnant, can she have a rhinoceros injection and a Catholic operation?

'It's ironic: I'm a carnivore, but my stomach pains were cured by a herbalist...'

'I quit large animal practice because it was so dangerous....'

"Did I mention that my pet was a Lemming?"

"Say 'Bark.'"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog Walking Services

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Haute Suture

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Hush puppy.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'