Animal Husbandry Specialist Mugs

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Where is your glove? When you went in you were wearing a glove!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"They’re real."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Biodiversity

Pull the udder one

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'What's founder?'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

You must un-learn bowel control!

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Farmer Christmas.

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

World of Cow.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'