Animal Husbandry Specialist Gifts

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Where is your glove? When you went in you were wearing a glove!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"They’re real."

Biodiversity

Pull the udder one

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

You must un-learn bowel control!

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'What's founder?'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

World of Cow.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'