Animal Husbandry Aficionado Gifts

'This is going to hurt me than it does you.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Slinky Cow World

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"They’re real."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pull the udder one

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'What's founder?'

You must un-learn bowel control!

Sick Rancher Humor

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

COWMIKAZES

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A Palindrome Cow.

Farmer Christmas.

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

World of Cow.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."