Farm Animal Aficionado Gifts

"I needed a side hustle."

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

'I think I pulled a hamstring.'

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

'You know what would go really well right now? A light sorbet to cleanse the palate.'

Hybrid & crossbreeding in farm animals runs amok.

'This is one small step for man...'(Cow sniggers in the background as astronaut is about to step in his cow-pat).

How's the Brain Training coming along?

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Slinky Cow World

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'