Farm Animal Admirers Gifts

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Slinky Cow World

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Yakety-Yak

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'The baby's just fallen asleep: Don't you dare...'

'Pork bellies are up...'

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

The first Airbender!

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Even cows get the blahs....

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"