Farm Animal Admirers Pillows

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Slinky Cow World

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Yakety-Yak

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Cow yin yang spots.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

'Pork bellies are up...'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'The baby's just fallen asleep: Don't you dare...'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

The first Airbender!

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

Even cows get the blahs....

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'