Farm Animal Enthusiast Pillows

'The lease says, 'No Pets'! Chickens ain't pets!'

"I hear he inherited this milk farm."

'Can you reset this rooster somehow? -- They transferred me to the night shift.'

"So how often do you have these dreams about the axe?"

Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat

'Is it harder to work on these big draft mares, Doc?'

'I think you should take a couple weeks off, Jones. It's starting to show on you.'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

COWS: Cow on Santa's lap

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

'You're such a romantic!'

'Actually it's my neighbor's burro, but I'll pay for gelding him...I don't want them to know about it.

Tell the butts face I love her.

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

Bull arrives home to find his dinner's in his wife's second stomach

'I was doing mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration on this cow...'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Slinky Cow World

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

An early space launch attempt.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

You complete me!

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"