Farm Animal Lovers Pillows

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Slinky Cow World

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

Furtive Milking

Scrooge McCow

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!