Farm Animal Lovers Mugs

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Slinky Cow World

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Furtive Milking

Scrooge McCow