Farm Animals Enthusiasts Pillows

"I told her not to go on a diet! No way that eagle could have snatched her before..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Slinky Cow World

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Sick Rancher Humor

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Cow yin yang spots.

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"