Farm Animals Enthusiasts Pillows

"I told her not to go on a diet! No way that eagle could have snatched her before..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Slinky Cow World

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

An early space launch attempt.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Sick Rancher Humor

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"