Livestock Admirers Pillows

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Slinky Cow World

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Cheesie Rider

Sick Rancher Humor

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Cow Pollen

The Cattle show Week.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

Ranch Dressing

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Cow Pilot.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Cow Wash Cycle.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'