Livestock Show Enthusiast Pillows

The Cattle show Week.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Sick Rancher Humor

Cheesie Rider

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Ranch Dressing

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'Pork bellies are up...'

Bunny TV.

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'