Livestock Show Enthusiast Mugs

The Cattle show Week.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Sick Rancher Humor

Cheesie Rider

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Ranch Dressing

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Bunny TV.

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'Pork bellies are up...'

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."