Livestock Admirers Mugs

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Slinky Cow World

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Cheesie Rider

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Sick Rancher Humor

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Cow Pollen

The Cattle show Week.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Ranch Dressing

Cow Pilot.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

Cow Wash Cycle.

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'I love you guys!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'