The Cattle show Week.
Livestock Show Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for the livestock show enthusiast? Celebrate their love for all things farm and animal-related with clever, artful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Ideal for the dedicated exhibitor or proud supporter who enjoys showcasing their passion for livestock and agriculture.
'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'
'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'
Chase me, chase me cows.
'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'
'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'
"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."
Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!
Sick Rancher Humor
Cheesie Rider
Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe
"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."
'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'
'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'
'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'
'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'
Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!
'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'
Matador Artificial Insemination.
'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'
Ranch Dressing
Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.
And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.
"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"
"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."
A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.
Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'
Bunny TV.
'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'
(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)
'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'
'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'
'Pork bellies are up...'
"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."
Livestock Show Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Livestock Show Enthusiast Mugs
Click here for a collection of livestock enthusiast mugs—perfect for morning coffee and farm pride displays.
Livestock Show Enthusiast Pillows
Find cozy pillows for livestock lovers—add a farmyard flair to their living space with charming, playful designs.
Livestock Show Enthusiast Prints
Discover artful prints that capture their love for livestock—beautiful decor for home or barn wall displays.
Livestock Show Enthusiast T-Shirts
Browse our livestock show enthusiast t-shirts—fun, stylish, and made to celebrate their passion for farm life.