Animal Show Enthusiast Gifts

'I let them in to watch animal hospital.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

The Cattle show Week.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Bunny TV.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'I love show biz!'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Dog Show: Most human look.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"Let me do the talking!"

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'Shhhhh. This is our favorite show, 'Stupid Pet Owner Tricks'!'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'Lorraine and Rover are entering 'Heelwork to music' at Crufts next year!'

Best of Greed - City Kennel Club.

"I wish I could get him to relax."