Animal Show Enthusiast Gifts

'I let them in to watch animal hospital.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Agility God

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Cat Show

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

The Cattle show Week.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

Bunny TV.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Dog Show: Most human look.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"Let me do the talking!"

'I love show biz!'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'Shhhhh. This is our favorite show, 'Stupid Pet Owner Tricks'!'

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

Best of Greed - City Kennel Club.