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'Did you feed him well? We don't want him eating any Pekinese this year!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Cat Show

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Bunny TV.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Most dog-like dog.

'Damn showdog people!'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

Best in Heat.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Let me do the talking!"