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Cooking shows for dogs

'Did you feed him well? We don't want him eating any Pekinese this year!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'Damn showdog people!'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Bunny TV.

Best in Heat.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Most dog-like dog.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"Let me do the talking!"

Dog Show: Most human look.