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Horse Rider

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

The Cattle show Week.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Horse rides over a judge.

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'I'm on the plain.'

Dog Show: Most human look.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

'Lorraine and Rover are entering 'Heelwork to music' at Crufts next year!'

Strictly Ornamental.

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'