Horse Show Gifts

Horse rides over a judge.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Cat Show

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"That's just not the real me."

The Cattle show Week.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Best in Heat.

'Damn showdog people!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Bunny TV.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Most dog-like dog.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"Let me do the talking!"