Animal Shows Gifts

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'He's a pointer!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Animal Planet.

Bunny TV.

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"Let me do the talking!"

"I wish I could get him to relax."

Cat Show - best generic cat.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Cat Show

"That's just not the real me."

The Cattle show Week.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Horse rides over a judge.

Most dog-like dog.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Damn showdog people!'

Best in Heat.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."