Animal Showing Gifts

Man painting a pig at a cattle show whilst children say he is painting a fat gentleman

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Cat Show

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"That's just not the real me."

The Cattle show Week.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Horse rides over a judge.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Most dog-like dog.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Bunny TV.

'Damn showdog people!'

Best in Heat.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'