Animal Show Fans Gifts

Dog Show: Most Human Look.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Cat Show

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Damn showdog people!'

"I understand you've learned some new tricks since you were here last."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

Bunny TV.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Most dog-like dog.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Best in Heat.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Dog Show: Most human look.