Pet Show Fan Gifts

'Shhhhh. This is our favorite show, 'Stupid Pet Owner Tricks'!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Agility God

What does aloof mean?

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

Talking Dog.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"I understand you've learned some new tricks since you were here last."

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Dog Show: Most human look.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Cat Chores

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

Best of Greed - City Kennel Club.

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

'Lorraine and Rover are entering 'Heelwork to music' at Crufts next year!'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Strictly Ornamental.

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

'I'm trying to get him in shape for the dog show.'

'Just a couple of years ago, he was best in show.'