Pet Show Spectator Gifts

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

A man and his dog

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Bunny TV.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Dog Show: Most human look.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

"Let me do the talking!"

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'Lorraine and Rover are entering 'Heelwork to music' at Crufts next year!'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

'Shhhhh. This is our favorite show, 'Stupid Pet Owner Tricks'!'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

Best of Greed - City Kennel Club.

"I wish I could get him to relax."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

Animal Planet.