Pet Show Spectator T-Shirts

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

A man and his dog

Agility God

Cat Show

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Bunny TV.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Let me do the talking!"

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Dog Show: Most human look.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'Shhhhh. This is our favorite show, 'Stupid Pet Owner Tricks'!'

Best of Greed - City Kennel Club.

'Lorraine and Rover are entering 'Heelwork to music' at Crufts next year!'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

"I wish I could get him to relax."

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'