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Cat show success.

Dog Show

"It says best of show at Westminster, impressive. But do you know how to type?"

Judges cock their legs in voting unison.

Rescue Dogs.

'Where's the Westminster cat show?'

Cat Show

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"That's just not the real me."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Horse rides over a judge.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Most dog-like dog.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

Bunny TV.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Damn showdog people!'

Best in Heat.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Cat Show - Sheds Most