Pet Shows Pillows

Cat show success.

Dog Show

"It says best of show at Westminster, impressive. But do you know how to type?"

Judges cock their legs in voting unison.

Rescue Dogs.

'Where's the Westminster cat show?'

Cat Show

Cat Show

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"That's just not the real me."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Horse rides over a judge.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

Most dog-like dog.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Damn showdog people!'

Bunny TV.

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

Best in Heat.