Pet Show Organizer Pillows

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Trade Show Sherpas

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Now cut that out!'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

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Bunny TV.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"Let me do the talking!"

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'Get real Dot Com'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dog Show: Most human look.

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

'Shhhhh. This is our favorite show, 'Stupid Pet Owner Tricks'!'

'Lorraine and Rover are entering 'Heelwork to music' at Crufts next year!'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"I wish I could get him to relax."

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'