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Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat Show

Trade Show Sherpas

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Now cut that out!'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

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Bunny TV.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"Let me do the talking!"

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dog Show: Most human look.

'Get real Dot Com'

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'Lorraine and Rover are entering 'Heelwork to music' at Crufts next year!'

'Shhhhh. This is our favorite show, 'Stupid Pet Owner Tricks'!'

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

"I wish I could get him to relax."