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"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Trade Show Sherpas

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

The EP-21 spy plane.

Extra Long-jump

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Air Footer

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

Tombola Winner

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Airshow.

Stealth fighter fly over.