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Welcome! Annual Long Distance Fly-In.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Haute Suture

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"I could do that."

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

Air Footer

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Stealth fighter fly over.

Airshow.

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

Visual Gag: World War I DH-82 Tiger Moth

Snail Display Today

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Art Show - "I like this one it's called 'FT up 90'."

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

Japanese ZERO - Airshow

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"Remember the good times, when it was 'Arrows' not 'Arrow'?"

Dog Show

'I don't mind reunions, but where have you been since last year?'

Car Show. Hey, look at those! My first car was a Corvair, you know! My first car was a Beetle! There was something special about driving those old rear-engine models! I miss it. These days most cars with engines are in the back are so expensive! I wish I could afford one. Ferrari. I should have guessed they'd like rear-engine cars ... Guys like that are used to being pushed around.

'I hope the 'King's Speech' doesn't win, it'll take Colin Firth an hour just to say 'Thank you'.'

'First step is the hardest. You've got to admit that you don't have a problem.'

"Oh, that one's mustard from lunch."

"Why had the engine st....?"

Two pilots ejected out of their colliding planes collide.

This show is good. I agree. Me too. I agreed first. Whatever. I agreed louder. Yes, but I agreed with strength and reason. Well, I agreed authoritatively and unequivocally. I didn't flip flop. Why don't you just admit I said you were right?!! Why don't you?! Men compete even when they agree. Your point is well taken. I couldn't have said your point better myself.