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Airshow.

Stealth fighter fly over.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

Visual Gag: World War I DH-82 Tiger Moth

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'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

The Style of Elements

Agility God

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Succession 2

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Toenail clipping missile.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'I'm a star!'

Hollywood producer.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"That's just not the real me."

"Er. . . anything else?"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Fashion Week"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

TV stage door

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Stage producer.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

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