Air Shows Mugs

Airshow.

Stealth fighter fly over.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

Visual Gag: World War I DH-82 Tiger Moth

Fighter Jet Sneeze

For Sale: Red Arrow

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

The Style of Elements

Agility God

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Succession 2

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I'm a star!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Toenail clipping missile.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Hollywood producer.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"That's just not the real me."

"Fashion Week"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Er. . . anything else?"

TV stage door

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Bette Midler

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."