Airshow Aficionados Mugs

"Why had the engine st....?"

Haute Suture

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Why Superman flies himself

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'So, how was flight school?'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Air Footer

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Airplane Seatbelts

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The first Airbender!

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

The aviation experts come out to play

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

Stealth fighter fly over.

Airshow.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."