Airshows Mugs

The EP-21 spy plane.

Air Footer

"Remember the good times, when it was 'Arrows' not 'Arrow'?"

Japanese ZERO - Airshow

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

"Why had the engine st....?"

Prize vegetables.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Succession 2

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Hollywood producer.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Toenail clipping missile.

'I'm a star!'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Fashion Week"

"Er. . . anything else?"

TV stage door

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Stage producer.

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

No Talent Agency

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."