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The EP-21 spy plane.

Air Footer

"Remember the good times, when it was 'Arrows' not 'Arrow'?"

Japanese ZERO - Airshow

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

"Why had the engine st....?"

Prize vegetables.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Succession 2

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Toenail clipping missile.

Hollywood producer.

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'I'm a star!'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

TV stage door

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Er. . . anything else?"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Bette Midler

"Fashion Week"

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

No Talent Agency

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

Stage producer.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'