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World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"This is daring, but I like it."

Haute Suture

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"But all it's playing is Mussorgsky's 'pictures at an exhibition'."

Air Footer

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

For Sale: Red Arrow

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Stealth fighter fly over.

Airshow.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Visual Gag: World War I DH-82 Tiger Moth

Snail Display Today

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'Apparently he's the first to have copied this particular idea.'

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

Welcome! Annual Long Distance Fly-In.

'I really admire his work.'

"I just paint what I see."

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

Japanese ZERO - Airshow

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"Remember the good times, when it was 'Arrows' not 'Arrow'?"

'Now don't you dare get drunk before the performance! We've waiting six months to see this show!'

"Of course it's latex. It's for display purposes only."