Airshow Aficionados Gifts

"Why had the engine st....?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Haute Suture

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Why Superman flies himself

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'So, how was flight school?'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

Air Footer

Airplane Seatbelts

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

The aviation experts come out to play

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

The first Airbender!

Airshow.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Stealth fighter fly over.