Air Show Aficionado Gifts

Visual Gag: World War I DH-82 Tiger Moth

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Haute Suture

The World Wide Web.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'I'm on my way!'

Limerick Airport

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

The EP-21 spy plane.

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"How's my tripping you up?"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

Welcome to business class. Are you a member of big business or small business?

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

Fish Boarding

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Tui River Cruise

Air Footer

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.