Runway Show Aficionado Gifts

Haute Suture

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Early model of baggage claim"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Music Hall Dancers

Limerick Airport

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Animal Actors

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."