Runway Show Aficionado Gifts

Haute Suture

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

Limerick Airport

Music Hall Dancers

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Bette Midler

Animal Actors

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'