Show Biz Aficionado Gifts

"And now I'd like to pick a member of the audience so I can look clever and they can look stupid"

Let the show commence!

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Succession 2

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Music Hall Dancers

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'I'm a star!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Hollywood producer.

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Night Life: L.A.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Animal Actors